How's the view up there, Ferb?
This is the life.
The sand,
the sea,
the sun.
The crying?
Hey.
What's wrong, Buford?
Why are you crying?
First,
let's get one thing straight.
I'm not crying.
I'm just sweating through my eyes.
And second...
I lost Biff!
You mean your goldfish?
Yes!
He changed my life, you know.
I used to be a wimp, like you.
But then, one day, at the carnival,
I was somehow drawn to this game.
And that's how I won my goldfish.
I named it Biff, after my mother.
It was the happiest day of my life.
I finally had a friend.
But then I met the local bully.
Hello, nerd!
Well, well,
what have we'd here?
Looks like you brought me lunch!
I knew I had to defend my friend,
so I did what I had to do.
After that, I became the bully.
And I wasn't afraid of anything or anybody.
Except, you know...
Maybe a giant squid, cause-
Come on, those are freaky, right?
All suction cuppy and beaky.
But then, today...
Biff and I decided to go for a swim.
After a while, I couldn't hear him anymore.
I got worried.
No!
NO!
Wow.
This is more annoying than when he was bullying us.
We gotta do something to get the old Buford back.
Maybe we should help him find his fish.
Really?
You guys would do that?
How about a hug?
Maybe later.
Let Buford hug you.
Hey,
where's Perry?
Come here!
Good morning, Agent P.
We've intercepted some very surprising footage from a local TV station.
Breaking news.
A kitten in peril!
Up a tree!
Oh, no!
Wow, a good Samaritan saved her!
You see that?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz saving a kitten.
Looks like he's defecting to the good side!
Make contact and present him with our standard welcome package.
Monogram out.
How about these?
Do you think Jeremy would like them?
Ooh, these are even better!
Hey, Candace, look.
Is that a submarine?
And aren't those your brothers?
I can't believe how fast we put this together.
Yes.
Usually takes us at least a montage.
They're not getting away with this.
I know what I'm getting.
I'm gonna get this disposable camera,
and then I'll finally have proof, and I can bust them!
Hey, you gotta pay for that!
Right after I pay for this.
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! ♪
Hello?
Oh, Perry the Platypus.
What do you want?
Oh, a gift for me?
Oh, how sweet of you!
Oh, what's this note attached?
"Congratulations, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, on defecting to the good side"?
Oh, no! Not you, too!
The-
The TV's been repeating that news footage all day!
First of all,
I'm not going to the good side.
Second,
I'm going to keep this basket.
There's a lot of goodies here.
Third,
let me tell you what really happened.
I was out picking up a few things,
and as I was walking out of the store, I tripped on something.
And as I fell,
out of nowhere this kitten landed in my bag!
Ugh!
After all my evil attempts to dominate the Tri-State Area,
this one little accident has ruined my reputation.
Worst of all,
it happened on the eve of the Evil Scientists' Fraternity Reunion.
If they see that broadcast, I'll be a laughingstock.
They might even take away my membership, and then I'll lose all my benefits.
Uh, hello?
I wasn't done talking yet.
T-That was sort of rude.
All right, Isabella.
Now it's your turn, Baljeet.
Why is Buford crying?
I'm not cryin'!
I'm sweatin' through my eyes!
All right, Buford.
You're next.
That doesn't look very safe.
You're doing fine.
Hey!
I'm stuck!
Hey, Buford.
Are you...
sweating out of your eyes?
No, I'm just crying!
Thanks.
I needed that.
Ready when you are, Captain.
We're ready to go.
How's Buford?
Buford is doing great!
I just hope we'll be able to find my friend Biff.
Don't worry.
Ferb can communicate with dolphins.
They'll help us find your goldfish.
Biff!
He looked so sweet!
How about a hug?
Come on!
All right, everyone.
The dolphins are leading the way.
Let's follow those aquatic mammals.
Aye aye, Captain!
Should me hug you?
Uh, Buford, you just stay put.
(Song: Fish Out of Water)
♪ When I'm soaking in my bath ♪
♪ I dump you in the tub ♪
♪ There's no need to say another word ♪
♪ You had me at "glub" ♪
♪ Your bowl became my world ♪
♪ So my world is empty now ♪
♪ All my love's caught in your filter ♪
♪ It needs to get to you somehow ♪
♪ They say that there's plenty of fish in the sea ♪
♪ But you're the only one for me ♪
♪ Without you, I'm a fish out of water ♪
♪ I'm hooked, please throw a line to me ♪
We've got to find that fish.
Soon.
I've got something on the radar!
All right.
It's time for a swim!
You found my friend?
How about a hug?
Hug!
Biff!
Buford love Biff!
So, Perry the Platypus.
Allow me to introduce...
The Media Erase-inator!
Patent pending, Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.
It will erase all video signals, print ads, photographs,
basically it will erase any image in the entire Tri-State Area!
And I will be able to attend my reunion without any embarrassment.
Huh?
But I-
Oof!
Hey, guys, look!
He missed me.
It sure looks like it.
There you go, little buddy.
You're all safe now.
Let's get out of here.
I got my Biff back.
Thank you, guys!
How about a hug?
Maybe later.
I'm so happy,
I could cry!
I wish we'd get our Buford back.
Uh, Buford?
A little help here?
Oh, good, you found Biff!
Hey.
Where are Phineas and Ferb?
It's all suction cuppy and beaky!
NO!
BIFF!
Hmm.
A giant squid.
What are the odds?
My money is on the squid.
Cut me off a slice of that action.
Hey, squid!
Drop the goldfish!
You and me are gonna dance!
So...
I guess that's that.
I do not know how he does it.
Always go for the long shots, kid.
Good day for Buford, huh?
He got Biff back, and I don't think he's afraid of squids anymore.
Alright, there's nothing to see here.
Everybody back inside.
That was amazing!
I can't believe I got all of this on film.
Hey, Buford.
You were really brave out there.
What's that supposed to mean?
You think I was a wimp before?
N-no, not really.
But you were a lot more sensitive.
What did you say?
Yeah.
Buford is back!
What?
I've got to save the camera!
Save the camera.
Save the camera!
Yay!
We are back!
We made it!
I told ya I was comin' out first!
Biff and I have some catchin' up to do.
Save the camera.
Save-
Save the cam-
Save the camera.
Save the camera!
Hey, you gotta pay for that.
Save the camera!
Right after I pay for this.
It's going crazy! It's shooting all over willy-nilly, but...
but really half-nilly!
I can't wait to show this to Mom!
Finally!
I got those boys!
Wait!
Where are you going?
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Oh, come on!
Candace, honey.
You're all wet.
Are you okay?
Phineas and Ferb...
Submarine...
Dolphins...
Giant octopus...
I don't have time for these games.
Dry yourself off before you come in.
Hey, sis.
Have a good swim?
♪ They say that there's plenty of fish in the sea ♪
♪ But you're the only one for me ♪
♪ Without you, I'm a fish out of water ♪
♪ I'm hooked, please throw a line to me ♪